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Election Strategies 2011

On top of the strategies I previously proposed for the 2006 election and election tips for Singaporeans, here are some other things the opposition should do for the upcoming election: 1. Engage the people in issues, not the PAP. The Pappies will try to sidestep the issues and get LKY (or whoever) to badmouth opposition… Read More »

It’s (fill in the blank)

Choose the right profession if you want to have a lot of spare time.

Something’s not quite right

This is the name of a real company in Sheung Wan, Hong Kong. Use them at your own risk. Imagine this conversation going on at the company’s premises… Client: This is the wrong design! Art Director: Yes, it is. Client: But it IS the wrong design!! Art Director: So what’s the problem?

黏黏有鱼

More than 50 animal rights groups in China have urged the state broadcaster not to air a performance involving synchronised swimming by goldfish to celebrate the conclusion of the Lunar New Year festivities. How come human rights groups do not protest when the magic trick involves human beings, like sawing a woman in half?

A wonderful pet

It’s the year of the Rabbit, but several organisations have already come forward to advise people from getting rabbits as pets. Here’s another suggestion of a wonderful pet you may already own. NAME: Expecteria Trouserius (Trouser Snake) LOCATION: Throughout the world DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. Size varies… Read More »