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Rebuilding Iraq

And in breaking news…A teacher has been arrested in the UK in possession of compasses, protractors, rulers and a calculator. It is claimed he is a member of the Al Gebra movement, bearing weapons of maths instruction.

Healing Bluetooth’s black eye

When Bluetooth was first announced to the world, it was supposed to signal the end of messy cables. Instead, the prohibitive cost of Bluetooth products and the difficulty in using them to manage connections on devices without large screens and easy-to-see graphics helped separate the hype from reality. The initial problem was obvious. I don’t… Read More »

Gore and Bush

The two major presidential candidates agreed that Americans are seeing too much inappropriate material in popular entertainment. The Republican candidate, George W. Bush, stated that there is too much bloody violence in movies and on television. Vice President Al Gore, the Democratic opponent, stated that the media presents Americans with too much sex and frontal… Read More »