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Everything’s big in China

Even tiny peckers are blown out of proportion in the Middle Kingdom. A 30ft penis, reportedly the world’s largest erection, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city. Called “Sky Pillar”, it is made of 6,500ft of straw wrapped around a steel structure. The giant phallus stands atop the 1,250ft Qinlong Hill… Read More »

Read no further!

If you are under 17, easily offended or naive, stop right there. A website called “Mingle2” has given my blog an “R” rating based on the presence of the following words:dead (3x)crap (2x)shit (1x) Not quite related post:Paraskevidekatriaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13thTechnorati Tags: Mingle2 blog rating Web

10 instructions for life

1. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.2. Learn the rules then break some.3. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, conversational skills will be as important as any other.4. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.5. Open your arms to change,… Read More »

There’s no place I’d rather be?

Over the weekend, I was back in Singapore to process some documents at the Immigration and Checkpoints Authority and I observed that the place was flooded by mainland Chinese either applying for citizenship or passport. This got me thinking: these people are unlikely to vote against the establishment, since by opting to come to Singapore,… Read More »