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BlackBerry or spouse?

Apparently CrackBerry addicts have a difficult choice to make in life. According to a post on Gulliver, Economist’s business-travel blog, 35% of BlackBerry users who responded to a survey conducted for Sheraton Hotels & Resorts “would pick their BlackBerry over their significant other if they absolutely had to choose one to live without”. More worryingly:… Read More »

奶妈,奶吗?

据报导,深圳有些家庭打算雇用奶妈给孩子提供新奶源,同时有一些在脯乳期的女性,因乳汁过多,打算献身社会,为百姓造福。但谁敢保证奶妈的乳汁并没有受到污染? Technorati Tags: 奶妈 奶源 脯乳 污染

一个中国人幸福的一天

早晨起床,掀开黑心绵作的被子,用致癌牙膏刷完牙,喝杯过了期的碘超标还掺了三聚氰胺的牛奶,吃根柴油炸的洗衣粉油条,外加一个苏丹红咸蛋,在票贩子手里买张车票,准时赶到地下烟厂上班,九点三十分偷偷用山寨手机看股票从6124.04点跌到1240.点,中午在餐馆点一盘用地沟油炒的避孕药喂的黄膳,再加一碟敌敌畏喷过的白菜,盛两碗杯陈化粮煮的毒米饭;晚上蒸一盘病的瘦肉精养大的死猪肉做的腊肉,沾上点毛发勾兑的毒酱油,夹两片大粪水浸泡的臭豆腐,还有用福尔马林泡过的凉拌海蜇皮,抓两个添加了漂白粉和吊白块的大馒头,还喝上两杯富含甲醇的白酒。唉……这日子过的真是那个爽!!!这就是一个中国人幸福的一天! Related posts:Serving secure and sterile food since 2023应该加多少? Technorati Tags: 黑心绵 致癌牙膏 三聚氰胺 山寨手机 洗衣粉油条 福尔马林