One day in the locker room, Bob sees a fat man with a cork in his ass. Curious, he asks the man how it got there. “Well,” says the man, “I was walking along the beach when I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke and this great big guy in a… Read More: No shit »
Spotted on the menu of a Thai Chinese safe-food restaurant: You can trust our restaurant. All portions are delicious, nutritious, low in natural ingredients, and prepared in a secure state-of-the-art facility. Airtight premises under 24-hour armed guard. All employees tested weekly. Sources for all natural products have tested negative for Mad Carrot and related prion… Read More: Serving secure and sterile food since 2023 »
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Perhaps Dell meant that its Latitude E4200 is heavier than the MacBook Air. Not surprisingly, the manila envelope appeared to be almost bursting because the E4200 is so thick. The fact that MacBook Air was spelt incorrectly in the commercial means that Dell probably didn’t put much care into the ad in the first place.… Read More: More substance, less air? »
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A state government employee sits in his office and, out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides, and takes it home. While he polishes the lamp, a genie appears and… Read More: Be careful what you wish for »