Serving secure and sterile food since 2023

By | September 14, 2008

Spotted on the menu of a Thai Chinese safe-food restaurant:

You can trust our restaurant. All portions are delicious, nutritious, low in natural ingredients, and prepared in a secure state-of-the-art facility. Airtight premises under 24-hour armed guard. All employees tested weekly. Sources for all natural products have tested negative for Mad Carrot and related prion agents. Portions are transported to you in a warmer radiator and delivered in decon-safe plastic housing. Free delivery except during quarantine.

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