Spotted on the menu of a Thai Chinese safe-food restaurant:
You can trust our restaurant. All portions are delicious, nutritious, low in natural ingredients, and prepared in a secure state-of-the-art facility. Airtight premises under 24-hour armed guard. All employees tested weekly. Sources for all natural products have tested negative for Mad Carrot and related prion agents. Portions are transported to you in a warmer radiator and delivered in decon-safe plastic housing. Free delivery except during quarantine.
Eat healthy, exercise often, die anyway