A small, uncontrollable child was causing problems on a flight – running around, screaming, licking other passengers food, etc. The parents were just letting this little monster run wild. One of the flight attendants knelt down to the child and was heard to say: “Hello little boy, would you like to play outside for a… Read More »
How many ways do you know to say “take a dump”? Here are a few suggestions: Baking a cake Squeezin chocolate Blowing mud Drownin slaves Droppin friends off at the pool Having a big brown baby Bombing the super bowl Tearing ass Lay some cable Pinch a loaf And, of course, the old favourite –… Read More »
Read the following comment in some forum (can’t remember which): “When it’s boom time, invest. When it’s down, withdraw. Why risk the money? OUR MONEY. Even with inflation, my portfolio of saving accounts and fixed deposits outperformed Temasek. Didn’t yours?” Related post: Does Singapore have the right people?
Mile high clubbers can now engage in their amorous activity without the risk of being caught with their pants/skirt down: phone sex on board Ryanair planes. Michael O’Leary, Ryanair’s boss, apparently thinks nothing is wrong with offering mobile phone service on board: “You don’t take a flight to contemplate your life in silence. Our services… Read More »
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An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys – all on different levels, some climbing up. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes. All the time, the monkeys on the top will get the fruits… Read More »