Monthly Archives: May 2008

Much ado about workflow

One thing that struck me after six months in Shenzhen is the inexplicable obsession with workflow by the locals. Everywhere you go, there is likely to be an established workflow for doing things: Register at counter A, wait for your turn at room B on level 3, pay at counter F on the ground floor,… Read More »

The $48 billion lie

Once again, mainstream media are falling over themselves to parrot special interest group statistics. I’m referring to the annual study on software piracy published earlier this month by the Business Software Alliance, which alleged that piracy cost the software industry $48 billion last year, up by $8 billion from 2006. Instead of questioning the reliability… Read More »

Quotable quotes

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher… and that is a good thing for any man.”Socrates “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”Abraham Lincoln “Getting married is easy.… Read More »

Here’s one for the clones…

John decided life would be much easier if he had a clone. So he had one made and sent him to work in his place while he stayed home and relaxed. Soon this backfired when the clone came home and said he’d been fired for making sexual comments to the women in the office. John… Read More »