Monthly Archives: August 2007

You call that a patent?

“Necessity is the mother of invention. The father is unknown.” Luckily, there’s such a thing called “patent pending”. Otherwise, we’ll be flooded with silly patents like “Retractable Table Top for a Toilet” and “Penile Volumetric Measuring Device”. Patently Silly is a site that archives real patents issued by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for… Read More »

“Not so Hallmark” greetings

Some wordings you may wish to consider the next time you write a greeting card: I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.After having met you… I’ve changed my mind. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am…That you’re not here to ruin it for me. Someday I hope… Read More »