I could have written that!

You know, sometimes when you are reading the news, and you go like “Damn… I could have written the headline!”

Here are a couple that I have been toying with lately:

“Guess what? She’s dead!”
About the sudden departure of Anna Nicole Smith

“Rollin out of Dell”
About the not-so-sudden departure of Kevin Rollins

Of course, I swear there could have been more (like “Dirty Harry”). But it’s late at night and I miss my bed.