Monthly Archives: February 2007
Natural laws?
The Law of Volunteering:If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. The Law of Avoiding Oversell:When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. The Law of Common Sense:Never accept a drink from a urologist. The Law of Reality:Never get into fights with ugly people, they have… Read More »
These clothes are made for shinin’
The French seems to have a different appreciation of fashion that regular folks like you and me struggle to understand. Here’s why: Don’t know what this is? Well, it’s a minitop with fibre optics embedded into the fabric. Designed by French outfit LumiGram, this range of glowing clothes made of fibre-optic fabric can be powered… Read More »
No brainer
Quite literally. Related post:Big government, small brainsStating the obvious…
Trying to pull a fast one?
We all know that the Chinese can produce cheap knock-offs, but guess what? They can also come up with some pretty innovative stuff. Take the spray-on liquid condom, for instance. Dubbed the Nanometer-silver Cryptomorphic Condom, it’s designed for female rather than male usage. The condom-in-a-can is essentially an antiseptic foam spray that the manufacturer claims… Read More »
Where Is Your Conscience?
Where is your conscience, my friend?Killing millions, occupying their landGathering other people’s property in your hands How can you sleep, or rest, in peaceWhen others have really nothing to eat Where is your conscience, my friend?Suppressing opinions, brainwashing young menPurging oppositions to further your own ends How can you eat and not feel sickBy the… Read More »