Tag Archives: parody

Quit drinking!

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints… Read More »

Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline…

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line while we trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully… Read More »