Tag Archives: parody

Hello, and welcome to the psychiatric hotline…

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line while we trace the call.If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully… Read More »

Letter to Bush

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive”, Osama bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773HBush was baffled, so he… Read More »