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一个中国人幸福的一天
早晨起床，掀开黑心绵作的被子，用致癌牙膏刷完牙，喝杯过了期的碘超标还掺了三聚氰胺的牛奶，吃根柴油炸的洗衣粉油条，外加一个苏丹红咸蛋，在票贩子手里买张车票，准时赶到地下烟厂上班，九点三十分偷偷用山寨手机看股票从6124.04点跌到1240.点，中午在餐馆点一盘用地沟油炒的避孕药喂的黄膳，再加一碟敌敌畏喷过的白菜，盛两碗杯陈化粮煮的毒米饭；晚上蒸一盘病的瘦肉精养大的死猪肉做的腊肉，沾上点毛发勾兑的毒酱油，夹两片大粪水浸泡的臭豆腐，还有用福尔马林泡过的凉拌海蜇皮，抓两个添加了漂白粉和吊白块的大馒头，还喝上两杯富含甲醇的白酒。唉……这日子过的真是那个爽!!!这就是一个中国人幸福的一天! Related posts:Serving secure and sterile food since 2023应该加多少？ Technorati Tags: 黑心绵 致癌牙膏 三聚氰胺 山寨手机 洗衣粉油条 福尔马林
应该加多少？
伊利：你他妈加就加了，不能少加点？蒙牛：我从来都是奶粉里加三聚氰胺，你他妈三聚氰胺里加奶粉？三鹿（委屈）：那天漏斗坏了，没控制住。 Technorati Tags: 伊利 蒙牛 三鹿 三聚氰胺 奶粉
The presidential flip-flops
Check this out: Hotflops, a manufacturer of flip-flops, has come up with new designs that feature a grape-like bunch of miniature faces, fashioned in the likeness of US presidential hopefuls, Barack Obama and John McCain, whom as we all know, have flip-flopped on many issues. The sandals, known as electionflops, are only available for purchase… Read More »
New lyrics to “We Are Singapore”
There was a time when Richard said That TT Durai didn’t do it, but he did There was a time when Richard said That NKF didn’t do it, but they did They built NKF, strong and rich, reaching out together For more and more money Chorus: It is our money, it is our blood, It… Read More »
Chicken rules!
Some background information on how this video became embroiled in litigation. The Lyons Partnership v. Ted Giannoula (179 F.3d 384) summary document states on paragraph 9: “Perhaps the most insightful criticism regarding Barney is that his shows do not assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. As one commentator puts it,… Read More »