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Big government, small brains
As you may have suspected, there are indeed plenty of dumb laws out there. An example: “Kissing may last for no more than five minutes.” If you are interested in these kinds of societal stupidity around the world, Dumb Laws is the place for you. At this website, you can search for dumb laws in… Read More »
The cowboy and the yuppie
An old joke, but makes you think hard about the “wonders” of technology and why “con”sultants are a much loathed bunch, especially in IT. A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni… Read More »
A to Z of kiasu mentality
Always must win Borrow but never return Cheap is good Don’t trust anyone Everything also must grab! Free! Free! Free! Grab first talk later Help yourself to everything I first, I want, I everything Jump queue Keep coming back for more Look for discount Must not lose face Never mind what people think Outdo everyone… Read More »
Why does less of something cost more?
Spotted on the menu of Figaro Coffee Company: Cappuccino: 105 pesosDecaf: add 15 pesos
Don’t get married; get even
Since we on the subject of romance, here’s something to convince you that marriage is not a word; it’s a fucking sentence!The 10 Commandments of MarriageCommandment 1 Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2 If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word… Read More »