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Things you would never know without the movies (1)
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reached up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. If staying in a… Read More »
Dream job?
Reel-Lee funny toys
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10 reasons why the Titanic was actually a derivative
The downside was not immediately apparent. It went underwater rapidly despite assurances it was unsinkable. Only a few wealthy people got out in time. The structure appeared iron-clad. Nobody really understood the risk. The disaster happened overnight London time. Nobody spent any time monitoring the risk. People spent a lot trying to lift it out… Read More »
Indecent preposition
It was the first day of the new term at Princeton, and a black freshman was learning his way around the campus. Stopping a distinguished looking upperclassman, he enquired, “Say, can you tell me where the library is at?” “My good fellow,” came the reply, “at Princeton we do not end our sentence with a… Read More »