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10 reasons why the Titanic was actually a derivative
The downside was not immediately apparent. It went underwater rapidly despite assurances it was unsinkable. Only a few wealthy people got out in time. The structure appeared iron-clad. Nobody really understood the risk. The disaster happened overnight London time. Nobody spent any time monitoring the risk. People spent a lot trying to lift it out… Read More: 10 reasons why the Titanic was actually a derivative »
Indecent preposition
It was the first day of the new term at Princeton, and a black freshman was learning his way around the campus. Stopping a distinguished looking upperclassman, he enquired, “Say, can you tell me where the library is at?” “My good fellow,” came the reply, “at Princeton we do not end our sentence with a… Read More: Indecent preposition »
One-click technology
Ever wondered how the mouse cursor on your computer monitor works? Through the use of a high-tech screen magnifying lens, this hitherto mysterious mechanism now becomes apparent. To find out, just visit https://www.1-click.jp/, and once the page has loaded, move your cursor to the center of the screen where a circle appears. For instant enlightenment,… Read More: One-click technology »
The return of the British Empire
NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which… Read More: The return of the British Empire »
What is your sport of choice?
After a two-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America’s recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball2. The sport of choice for maintenance-level employees is: Bowling3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is: Football4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball5.… Read More: What is your sport of choice? »