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NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE To the citizens of the United States of America: In the light of your failure to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which… Read More »
After a two-year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on America’s recreational preferences: 1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball2. The sport of choice for maintenance-level employees is: Bowling3. The sport of choice for blue-collar line workers is: Football4. The sport of choice for supervisors is: Baseball5.… Read More »
USA Today: WE’RE DEADWall Street Journal: Dow Jones Plummets as World EndsInc. Magazine: 10 Ways You Can Profit From the ApocalypseRolling Stone: The Grateful Dead Reunion TourSports Illustrated: Game OverLadies Home Journal: Lose 10 Pounds by Judgment Day with Our New “Armageddon” Diet!TV Guide: Death and Damnation: Nielson Ratings Soar!Discover Magazine: How will the extinction… Read More »
Yes, there is hope after all…
Idiot No. 1I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the… Read More »