2 Goals in 30 Seconds

This is a video of a goalkeeper having his best and worst moments in the space of 30 seconds. It occurred in a match between FC Schalke 04 and Bayer Leverkusen on 17 April 2004. Bayer’s goalkeeper Hans-Jörg Butt (ok, no butt jokes), who’s well-known for taking penalty kicks, scores a penalty at one end,… Read More »

I’m fine…

话说某中国留学生出了车祸 奄奄一息躺在草地上 然后来了个警察 问道：“how are you？” 然后留学生说了句：“I’m fine thx。。。” 然后警察叔叔走了 留学生就挂了。。。。

Accidental English

如果一個中國學生在美國目睹了一起交通事故，警察來了以後問你知不知道事情的經過，應該怎麼說？ 答： One car come, one car go, two car pengpeng, one car die. Related stuff: Learn English in five minutes