Still delivering
The stools were a bit harder this morning, but still no sign of things grinding to a halt.
Surprise, surprise
The streak of non-delivery on a Saturday was broken this morning. And the shape of the stools was pretty interesting – I thought I saw some Egyptian hieroglyphics. Did you?
Grinding to a halt?
Looked likely, judging from the limited output of this morning’s dump, although I wouldn’t bet my arse on it.
Road to recovery?
The stools were still a bit soft this morning, but the bowels felt fine. Will it grind to a halt again on Saturday?
黏黏有鱼
More than 50 animal rights groups in China have urged the state broadcaster not to air a performance involving synchronised swimming by goldfish to celebrate the conclusion of the Lunar New Year festivities. How come human rights groups do not protest when the magic trick involves human beings, like sawing a woman in half?
Another quick turnaround
Talk about constipation and forced deliveries! The hard truth? When it’s time to let go, nothing’s gonna stop shit now.