Not too bad
Well, at least not as bad as I thought it would be, given the softness of yesterday’s delivery. And yes, the toilet papers were pre-existing debris.
The stools have gone soft
Just like the global equity market, rocked by higher oil prices. Maybe next time I can use this as an indication of the day’s market movement.
It’s (fill in the blank)
Choose the right profession if you want to have a lot of spare time.
Another rushed shit
I don’t want to ask what the blog title sounds like, in case someone accuses me of making a racist remark. This morning’s dump was delivered in a hurry due to an early conference call, which is why it was a bit short on length.
Going from strength to strength
Or I suppose it should be “from length to length”. From the short blobs the last few days to the sausage-like delivery this morning, things appeared to be increasingly back on track.
Something’s not quite right
This is the name of a real company in Sheung Wan, Hong Kong. Use them at your own risk. Imagine this conversation going on at the company’s premises… Client: This is the wrong design! Art Director: Yes, it is. Client: But it IS the wrong design!! Art Director: So what’s the problem?