Another quick turnaround
Talk about constipation and forced deliveries! The hard truth? When it’s time to let go, nothing’s gonna stop shit now.
A wonderful pet
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You can’t hurry shit
Another tough one this morning. Not much output in spite of (or maybe because of) the forced delivery.
Forced delivery
This constipation thing seemed to be getting out of hand until I took matters into my own tummy this morning to force a hard landing. Even so, the result wasn’t spectacular.
For the love of Google
You may now Google the bride, but I bet you haven’t tried these other Google services. If they have all gone offline, you can always print and submit this query. Be patient though, it will probably take a while.
Talk about a quick turnaround
The flow stoppped completely since yesterday, possibly because I was down with a severe flu. And if you have been following this blog, you’ll realise that Saturday is kind of like a “No Shit Day” – just count the number of Saturdays where a delivery occurred. Surprising?