Early delivery or delayed reaction?

This morning’s delivery arrived early, almost two hours before the break of dawn. And the volume was quite substantial. Was this a holdover from the weakend? I dunno. But the situation deteriorated as the day went along. This second dump was delivered before lunch. And the third one was even worse. There’s another right after… Read More »

Anticipated surprise

Just as anticipated, there was a surprise in store if you had been following recent developments. Instead of diarrhea, this morning’s stools were soft but shapely (like short little sausages) and kind of sticky. Will the short sausages become longer tomorrow? It’s anybody’s guess.

Getting softer

This morning’s dump was softer and fluffier than yesterday’s. If things continue in this direction, I should be anticipating some kind of diarrhea tomorrow. Or will there be another surprise in store?

Quick recovery

This morning’s dump was smooth and firm, pretty much in line with the recovery in the global equity market. I should really contemplate using stools to predict market movement. Wait, does that make me an ANALyst?