Technical rebound?
After hitting rock bottom (or should it be soft bottom?) yesterday, things started to look up a bit this morning. Is the worse “behind”? Only the shit will tell.
But it didn’t last
This morning’s dump was a disaster, although you might not be able to tell from the photo.
Not too bad
Well, at least not as bad as I thought it would be, given the softness of yesterday’s delivery. And yes, the toilet papers were pre-existing debris.
The stools have gone soft
Just like the global equity market, rocked by higher oil prices. Maybe next time I can use this as an indication of the day’s market movement.
It’s (fill in the blank)
Choose the right profession if you want to have a lot of spare time.
Another rushed shit
I don’t want to ask what the blog title sounds like, in case someone accuses me of making a racist remark. This morning’s dump was delivered in a hurry due to an early conference call, which is why it was a bit short on length.