Ideas for bumper stickers

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy. Cover Me! I’m Changing Lanes Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Don’t believe everything you think. Dyslexics are teople poo. Earth is full. Go home. If it ain’t broken, fix it until it is. Lawyers have feelings too (allegedly). My… Read More »

Fat is the new fad?

No, I’m not talking about the disastrous performance by Britney Spears at the recent MTV awards. Seems like average folks like you and me have gotten tired of aspiring to have the impossibly thin figure of fashion models. Now the tide is turning. Following the banning of super-skinny models (i.e. those with a body mass… Read More »

He ain’t stupid, he’s my brother

A pregnant woman gets involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine.… Read More »

Quite literally

Below is a conversation I had a few years back with some media friends in Singapore. Friend A: This Wednesday, there’s this new food place called CentreStage – Victor’s Cafe, having its official opening at Marina Square. Free food, music and place to chill. Anyone interested to go? Friend B: Got [photo] shoot lah… Me:… Read More »