Lessons in life
An American and a Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, “What kind of -ese are you?” The Japanese confused, replied, “Sorry but I don’t understand what you mean.” The American repeated, “What kind of -ese are you?” Again, the Japanese was… Read More »
I’m gonna file a complaint you cannot entertain
The ManagerThe Tudor Inn & Blair Victoria Hotel Dear Signore Direttore, Now I am a-tella you story how I was a-treated at your hotella. I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as a younga man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in… Read More »
Hong Kong Ocean Park
During my recent vacation in Hong Kong, I realised that not all theme parks have handicap-friendly facilities. Hong Kong Disneyland is moderately wheelchair accessible because it’s new, but older theme parks like Hong Kong Ocean Park may not be designed with elderly and disabled individuals in mind. Even when they do, the design concept sometimes… Read More »
Un-scientific measurements
Ratio of an igloo’s circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 I.V. League 2,000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won Ton 1 millionth mouthwash = 1 microscope Speed of a tortoise breaking the sound barrier = Mach Turtle Time it takes to… Read More »
It’s either him or us
“You cannot be a president of the United States who’s wanton in his expression of violence. I seriously believe we have to start asking questions about his [Bush] mental health. There’s a lot of people who need care. He might be one of them. If there isn’t something wrong with him, then there’s something wrong… Read More »