Do you geddit?

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands’ performance as lovers. The first woman says “My husband works as a marriage counsellor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that.” The second woman says, “My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He likes to play rough and slaps me… Read More »

Amazing feats

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field. A cockroach will live nine days without its head,… Read More »

Can’t get it right

A man asked his wife what she’d like for her birthday. “I’d love to be eight again,” she replied. On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day! He put her on every… Read More »