Spotted on the menu of a Thai Chinese safe-food restaurant: You can trust our restaurant. All portions are delicious, nutritious, low in natural ingredients, and prepared in a secure state-of-the-art facility. Airtight premises under 24-hour armed guard. All employees tested weekly. Sources for all natural products have tested negative for Mad Carrot and related prion… Read More »
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Perhaps Dell meant that its Latitude E4200 is heavier than the MacBook Air. Not surprisingly, the manila envelope appeared to be almost bursting because the E4200 is so thick. The fact that MacBook Air was spelt incorrectly in the commercial means that Dell probably didn’t put much care into the ad in the first place.… Read More »
Jammed up Joey’s cut. Fast – improved speed of handling make orders. Transferred garlic bread from Wisma in the evening and later transferred flour from Goldhill with E at night.
A state government employee sits in his office and, out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides, and takes it home. While he polishes the lamp, a genie appears and… Read More »
Check this out: Hotflops, a manufacturer of flip-flops, has come up with new designs that feature a grape-like bunch of miniature faces, fashioned in the likeness of US presidential hopefuls, Barack Obama and John McCain, whom as we all know, have flip-flopped on many issues. The sandals, known as electionflops, are only available for purchase… Read More »