1. He always says “I love you” first.2. You take a trip because you need some time alone, and he picks you up at the airport.3. You always finish first.4. Your birthday. You want to go out with your friends – and they have to break it to you that he’s planning a big surprise… Read More »
1. You start using three different kinds of birth control at once. 2. You would rather kiss than talk. 3. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to going out. 4. You’d never be friends with him if he were a girl. 5. You find yourself thinking he’d be the ideal… Read More »
1. You want to introduce him to your friends.2. He wants to meet your mother.3. You begin to think a baby with his ears and your nose might actually be kind of cute.4. He calls to say he’ll call later.5. You sometimes have so much fun together, you never get around to having sex.6. He… Read More »
58.4% have called into work sick when we weren’t.50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.29% admit they’ve intentionally stolen something from a store.10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.29% are virgins when they marry.13% (mostly men) have spent… Read More »
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Here are some interesting statistics on what people believe in: 90% believe in divine retribution. 82% believe in an afterlife. Over 50% believe in spanking, but only if the child in question is over two years old. 49% believe in ESP. 45% believe in ghosts. 10% believe in the 10 Commandments.