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No Tom, Dick or Harry

John and Margaret are the luckiest lottery names, according to Britain’s National Lottery figures. In an effort to con more of the unsuspecting public into wagering their hard earned money, it revealed that the top 10 men’s names among winners who have banked prizes of more than £50,000 are John, David, Michael, Peter, Robert, James,… Read More »

Fuck me, fuck you

Sexual predators, watch out! The Rape-aXe, an anti-rape female condom invented by Sonette Ehlers, is designed to make unauthorised sex a pain in the vagina. Worn like a tampon, the Rape-aXe is a latex sheath embedded with shafts of sharp, inward-facing barbs. If a woman’s vagina suffers an unwanted intrusion, the attacker’s penis would be… Read More »

不成宫，变成（女）人

话说东方不败得到葵花宝典后，迫不及待地翻开第一页，面对‘欲练神功，引刀自宫’八个大字倒吸了一口凉气。苦苦思索了七天七夜，终于痛下决心，喀嚓一声，引刀自宫。 强忍着身体的剧痛，怀着凝重的心情，东方不败缓缓翻开了第二页，映入眼帘的又是八个大字：‘若不自宫，也能成功’。东方不败当即晕死过去。。。 苏醒过来后，翻开第三页，还是八个大字：‘即使自宫，未必成功’ Related post:成功了一半