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April 28, 1989 (Friday)
Wore white Puma T-shirt to PH. Coincidence – Marie wore the same T-shirt too (on my first occasion to wear it).
If sluts could drive
This Mercedes Benz spot is the first commissioned out of a Chinese agency (Ogilvy & Mather Beijing). Entitled “The Contract” and inspired by the 1978 movie “The Driver”, the commercial shows Zhang Ziyi display her driving prowess in a Mercedes SLK that leaves two shady characters in awe and appreciation. But why do I get… Read More: If sluts could drive »
Around the world in a single day
Classic one-liners
Men get laid, but women get screwed.Quentin Crisp, English writer Women need a reason to have sex – men just need a place.Billy CrystalI love the lines the men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?Beverly Mickins, American comedienneThere’s very little advice… Read More: Classic one-liners »