Author Archives: 5tephen 4eo
10 reasons why God would never get tenure
1. He had only one major publication. It has no references and some even doubted that he wrote it himself. 2. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 3. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 4. The scientific community has had a very rough time… Read More »
Reprise
Silent nightHoly nightWhen all have died…When all have died…Listen to the soundsOf silence tonightLeave the worldBefore it’s too lateLeave the world tonight…
A gallery of idiocy
It’s Christmas eve so here’s something to bring about a festive cheer in an otherwise gloomy economic climate. NYDailyNews ran an article titled “George W. Bush: The lamest duck ever?“, which features memorable photo-ops from one of the lamest ducks in presidential history. Welcome to my hanging. Indeed! Related posts:Stupid is as stupid does?Further proof… Read More »
12 days of Christmas (Singapore-style)
Four stages
There are four stages in a man’s life. 1. When he believes in Santa Claus 2. When he does not believe in Santa Claus 3. When he is Santa Claus 4. When he looks like Santa Claus Which stage are you at now? Related post: 10 instructions for life