Previously, I thought the “Horny Remover” was a product of Japanese imagination. Turns out this is not true. A similar product is available for 50 pesos in the Philippines and promises “one minutes dispel horniness” [sic].
Distributed by Hong Kong-based Sanli International Cosmetic Group Co., the translation on the packaging is mindboggling:
Efficacy: This papaya whitening peeling cream by use of natural plant papaya withdraw the essence, vitamin B3, Vc, and mulberry extraction distillate, availability wipe off face die cell, restrain melanin, strengthen cell renovate, restra in melanin and blemish, skin whitening, look brand-new.
Use: Days for sub-two, first shall face wetness, and weild the product gently knead, then with cleanly water washing.
Notice: avoid into eyeball, if immodesty, shortly washing for cleanly water.
Gosh… do you understand any of this?
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