Monthly Archives: June 2009

Life is short. Pray hard.

First, I was dying to finish high school and start college. And then, I was dying to finish college and start working. And then, I was dying to marry and have children. And then, I was dying for my children to grow old enough for school. And then, I was dying to retire. And now,… Read More »

Kids say the damnedest things

Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find North America. Maria: Here it is. Teacher: Correct. Now class, who discovered America? Class: Maria. Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? John: You told me to do it without using tables. Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile”? Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher:… Read More »