Monthly Archives: December 2008

Reprise

Silent nightHoly nightWhen all have died…When all have died…Listen to the soundsOf silence tonightLeave the worldBefore it’s too lateLeave the world tonight…

A gallery of idiocy

It’s Christmas eve so here’s something to bring about a festive cheer in an otherwise gloomy economic climate. NYDailyNews ran an article titled “George W. Bush: The lamest duck ever?“, which features memorable photo-ops from one of the lamest ducks in presidential history. Welcome to my hanging. Indeed! Related posts:Stupid is as stupid does?Further proof… Read More »

Four stages

There are four stages in a man’s life. 1. When he believes in Santa Claus 2. When he does not believe in Santa Claus 3. When he is Santa Claus 4. When he looks like Santa Claus Which stage are you at now? Related post: 10 instructions for life

十大温馨提示

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Choose a place to get laid

Looks like the Finns are not only known for mobile phones, they’re also an amorous bunch. According to a survey of 14,000 people in 48 countries by David Schmitt of Bradley University, Finland and other European countries are among the most promiscuous nations. For the Finns, maybe it’s because of the lack of sunlight. What… Read More »