Monthly Archives: October 2008

风景摄影口诀

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This is how shit happens

In the beginning there was the PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceand the darkness was upon the face of the workersand they spoke among themselves, saying“It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,“It is a pail… Read More »

Diary Of A Murderer

Monologue:This song is dedicated to all the psychotic people in this world who have no one to kill but themselves. The need is to hurt youAnd depress youLife’s a devil in actionWith murderous intentionsThere’s no mistakingYou’re the target of anEndless assassination Chorus 1:An executionIn the darknessSimilar to capital punishmentNo need to hurryWith mutilationUntil there is… Read More »

Self-defense 101

By repeatedly bashing yourself in the face, you will give your assailant exactly what he wants, but the whole time, you’re in control. He’ll soon be satisfied with the results and wander off. Smile: You just saved yourself from an even worse beating! Technorati Tags: self-defense bashing assailant control