Self-defense 101

By | October 13, 2008

By repeatedly bashing yourself in the face, you will give your assailant exactly what he wants, but the whole time, you’re in control. He’ll soon be satisfied with the results and wander off.

Smile: You just saved yourself from an even worse beating!

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