Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (4)

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
Are female moths called myths?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
Is a castrated pig disgruntled?
When does a blind man know he is finished wiping his ass?

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