Are there any unguided missiles?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Do files get embarrassed when they are unzipped?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
Why is it called a TOOTHbrush when you brush all of your teeth?
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