Tag Archives: workplace

Newcomer’s dialogue

Here’s a not-so-typical conversation that could take place at the pantry. Current employee: So… how do you find the new place? Newcomer: Well, I took a left turn… Technorati Tags: newcomer dialogue

Multitasking

Here’s a new definition of “multitasking“: Multiple people working on the same task. Now you know why there’s widespread unemployment. Technorati Tags: multitasking definition unemployment funny photo

随时都可以用

昨天早上去人事部找人事部经理谈离职细节顺便拿员工离职通知书,经理因手下没有备份,需要打印,责备道:怎么不多打印几份,好随时可以用。 我在旁边听了,几乎晕过去。。。

Performance evaluations

These are actual quotes taken from US Federal government employees’ performance evaluations: 1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.” 2. “I would not allow this employee to breed.” 3. “This employee is really not so much of a ‘has-been’, but more of a definite ‘won’t be’.”… Read More »