After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive”, Osama bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message: 370HSSV-0773HBush was baffled, so he… Read More: Letter to Bush »
There was an old man, a boy and a donkey. They were going to town and it was decided that the boy should ride. As they went along they passed some people who thought that it was a shame for the boy to ride and the old man to walk. The old man and boy… Read More: He who pleases everybody… »
Hazardous Material Information SheetMaterial Safety Data SheetWomen – A Chemical Analysis Element: WomenSymbol: WoDiscoverer: AdamAtomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg but known to vary from 40 – 200kgOccurrences: Copious quantities in all Urban Area. Physical Properties1. Surface usually covered in painted film2. Boils at nothing; freezes without any known reason3. Melt if given special treatment4. Bitter… Read More: Dangerous element »
The following is a letter to the editor by Lawrence A. Bullis, originally published in the Arizona Republic: Every day, some new do-gooder is trying to save us from ourselves. We have so many laws and safety commissions to ensure our safety that it seems nearly impossible to have an accident. The problem is that… Read More: Stupid people? Good riddance! »
An interesting anecdote in “Dare to change: An alternative vision for Singapore” by Chee Soon Juan.I discuss what I have learned of Singaporean values with a local journalist. “What is the ‘national interest’?” I ask. “Peace, happiness, you know. That sort of thing.” “How do you find it?” “Shopping,” she reveals, lighting another Winston. “I… Read More: Happy shopping! »
58.4% have called into work sick when we weren’t.50% admit they regularly sneak food into movie theaters to avoid the high prices of snack foods.29% admit they’ve intentionally stolen something from a store.10% of us switch tags in the store to pay less for an item.29% are virgins when they marry.13% (mostly men) have spent… Read More: Do you confess? »