Holy shit
What a big pile! Makes me wonder: have you ever had such a big dump that it takes two flushes to get rid of everything? What do you do while waiting for the cistern to refill?
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Spoke too soon
Just came back from an urgent dump at night and the condition wasn’t very encouraging.
Return of the toilet paper
No, I did not deliberately place the toilet paper to enhance the composition, like a few of the earlier dumps. Remember sometimes you just need to wipe the toilet seat before you can sit down to do your business?
Curly wurly on the move
Normally, when you have your dump, you would expect the shit to stay put [put]. But this morning’s stools did a bit of a migration while I was bracketing the shots. And if I tell you this is how it ended up, you’ll probably say, “You’re kidding!” Right. This was actually the second delivery, roughly… Read More »
What a difference 30 minutes make
I had two dumps in quick succession (again) this morning. The degree of firmness of the stools couldn’t have been more contrasting. This is the first delivery: And this is the second:
It could only be a habit
… that I always take two (or three) shots when only one is needed. Incidentally, the top part of this morning’s dump looked like the head of Road Runner.