Following the trend of going softer, the second dump this morning comprised two soft blobs that were strategically placed for better visibility. Ok, maybe “placed” isn’t exactly the right choice of word. But surely you wouldn’t have thought I’d arranged it that way, right?
Back to using my iPhone camera. The photo quality is definitely better. Can’t say the same for the shit though. Unlike the calligraphy-like delivery yesterday, this morning’s dump was comparatively looser (more on this later). Anyway, to put the camera to the test, I took two shots. One with flash:And one without: Which do you… Read More »
Today’s delivery was a mess. But notice that the shape is somewhat like a… dick?
Visited the loo twice within an hour this morning. The volume for the first delivery was quite limited and I thought I was constipated. But alas! The second delivery was almost like an avalanche.
Today is World Toilet Day and the World Toilet Organisation has teamed up with Domestos to create the Flush Tracker, a site that shows your poop’s progress from the toilet to the sewer to its final destination on Google Map. So, like everything else social these days, you can soon follow your shit (although Flush… Read More »
Especially when the stools aren’t very visible, like this morning’s delivery. Here’s the shot without toilet paper: And here’s another with a strategically placed paper: