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Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (9)

“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that “I do” is the longest sentence? If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? Why is it that if someone… Read More »

Deep Thoughts and Stupid Questions (8)

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If olive oil comes from olives, corn oil from corn, where does baby oil come from? If Fed Ex and UPS were to… Read More »