One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The Lord… Read More: When men lie »
In the beginning there was the PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceand the darkness was upon the face of the workersand they spoke among themselves, saying“It is a crock of shit and it stinketh.”And the workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,“It is a pail… Read More: This is how shit happens »
The summer is almost over, but if you’re still looking for something to keep your baby cool, here is an idea.
By repeatedly bashing yourself in the face, you will give your assailant exactly what he wants, but the whole time, you’re in control. He’ll soon be satisfied with the results and wander off. Smile: You just saved yourself from an even worse beating! Technorati Tags: self-defense bashing assailant control
Related posts: Melamine-laced foodstuff 不能喝牛奶了