Tag Archives: China

You’ve been warned

This is a true account. Overheard on a flight from Shenzhen to Qingdao: “Good afternoon, Ladies and the German. This is your cheap purser Wang Lui speaking. On behalf of China Sudden Airlines, I would like to welcome you on board our Bowling 737 from Shenzhen to Qingdao. Members of my crew speak Chinese and… Read More »

Everything’s big in China

Even tiny peckers are blown out of proportion in the Middle Kingdom. A 30ft penis, reportedly the world’s largest erection, has been built at Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun city. Called “Sky Pillar”, it is made of 6,500ft of straw wrapped around a steel structure. The giant phallus stands atop the 1,250ft Qinlong Hill… Read More »