Victorious
I’ve crossed the 50,000 distance threshold for Catapult Madness.
Back to the softer stuff
Hopes of a more concrete dump were dashed this morning by mushy stools with ragged edges. Incidentally, the photo was taken using the Korean camera app as it seemed to be working fine again.
Finally… harder stuff
The Korean camera app seemed to conflict with the built-in camera app, so today’s shot was taken with the latter. Is this an early sign to raise the threat level to “constipation” tomorrow?
Redefining power steering…
Two dumps in an hour
For today’s shot, I tried using a Korean camera app and the result was pretty decent (the file size is also much smaller). Here’s the image: For the second dose, I reverted to the normal app. Here’s the image for comparison: Btw, the second one stinks like… okay, I’m not going to state the obvious.
How to file your daily report
An insurance agent, instead of making sales, spent the afternoon watching an X-rated movie. When he went back to the office, he wrote on his daily report: “Saw two people who weren’t covered.”