How to file your daily report
An insurance agent, instead of making sales, spent the afternoon watching an X-rated movie. When he went back to the office, he wrote on his daily report: “Saw two people who weren’t covered.”
Still soft and fluffy
But this one was easier to classify – Type 5, no question about it.
Hard to classify
This morning’s dump seemed to be a cross between Type 4 and Type 5. It’s snake-like, soft, but with fluffy edges. So I’m not really sure how to classify it based on the Bristol Stool Chart.
Contingency measures
This morning’s dump was done a hurry so I didn’t have my usual camera with me. Instead, I took these with my old Nokia Communicator (was reading an e-book with it). But the quality (of the photo, not the shit) was worse than I thought.
How women have fun
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KFC caused this?
Apparently I was wrong about the weekend theory in yesterday’s post. Never knew chicken little can be lethal chicken…