Nice shit
Looks like a black swan, eh? On an occasion like this, adding toilet paper would ruin the shot.
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A bit of toilet paper works wonders
Especially when the stools aren’t very visible, like this morning’s delivery. Here’s the shot without toilet paper: And here’s another with a strategically placed paper:
Additional element
I thought “decorating” the dump with toilet paper is a natural thing, as long as the paper doesn’t obstruct the main subject matter. So I lined today’s contributions with some 3-ply recycled stuff. The result was pretty good, although I must admit that one wrong toss will probably ruin the shot.
Back to harder stuff again
Perhaps I should create a stock market-like chart to track the firmness of the shit and you can use technical analysis to predict the condition of the next delivery.
Hard, then soft…
Had two dumps in quick succession in the morning. Delivered in varying degree of firmness. The first dump was hard; here’s the photo: But the second dump turned soft. Compare: Was it because of anything I ate in between? Breakfast of coffee and bread?