I thought “decorating” the dump with toilet paper is a natural thing, as long as the paper doesn’t obstruct the main subject matter. So I lined today’s contributions with some 3-ply recycled stuff. The result was pretty good, although I must admit that one wrong toss will probably ruin the shot.
Perhaps I should create a stock market-like chart to track the firmness of the shit and you can use technical analysis to predict the condition of the next delivery.
Had two dumps in quick succession in the morning. Delivered in varying degree of firmness. The first dump was hard; here’s the photo: But the second dump turned soft. Compare: Was it because of anything I ate in between? Breakfast of coffee and bread?
I’ve crossed the 50,000 distance threshold for Catapult Madness.
Hopes of a more concrete dump were dashed this morning by mushy stools with ragged edges. Incidentally, the photo was taken using the Korean camera app as it seemed to be working fine again.
The Korean camera app seemed to conflict with the built-in camera app, so today’s shot was taken with the latter. Is this an early sign to raise the threat level to “constipation” tomorrow?