Not as bad as I thought
No diarrhea today. On the contrary, the stools were noticeably harder. So much for past performances as an indication of future results.
Lazy & ineffective ad design
This half-page ad by Lane Crawford suffers from poor execution with amateurish use of font and font effects (oh wait, maybe they did it deliberately), and no USP mentioned. A waste of ad budget, made worse by the fact that it has been published a couple of times.
Going soft
The stools were gradually heading down the slippery road of softness. Could this be an indication of more things to come (e.g. diarrhea)?
Curly wurly
This morning’s dump looked a bit like oversized maggots. Not pretty.
God’s Total Quality Management questionnaire
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A beautiful dump
Shaped like the Chinese word “吉”, just in time for the Lunar New Year.