Not very clear

You probably can’t tell it from the photo, but there were fluffy little pieces of shit that had sunk to the bottom of the toilet bowl.

Competitive (dis)advantage

Three contractors were visiting a tourist attraction on the same day. One was from the U.S., another from China, and the third from Singapore. At the end of the tour, the guard asked them what they did for a living. When they all replied that they were contractors, the guard said, “Hey, we need one… Read More »

It’s been a while…

… since I last had two dumps in a day within the span of an hour. Must have been the accumulated shit arriving late. No wonder, the first dump was pretty hard stuff: But the subsequent delivery was much softer:

Accumulated shit

Another Saturday went by without a dump. That’s the third consecutive non-delivery Saturday. Still, the accumulated shit this morning didn’t amount to much.

Different feces, different fates

How do you deal with pre-existing residues? Continue your delivery? Or flush away the debris first? The toilet papers were already there when I took these two dumps. The first delivery went under and was partially concealed, but the piece of shit in the second dump landed on the side of the toilet bowl and… Read More »