Before you upgrade to Windows Vista

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but… Read More »

Have a slice of Sbarro

You know what? I’ve been here in Makati for close to 18 months now and only recently did I realise that there is good pizza to be had outside the Pizza Hut-Shakey’s duopoly. The pizza place in question is called Sbarro, which serves pizzas unlike anything I’ve tried before. When I visited the branch at… Read More »

Recipe for “Love Cake”

Ingredients:2 laughing eyes2 loving arms2 well shaped legs2 firm milk containers2 large nut1 large banana Method:Look into laughing eyesFold in loving armsSpread well shaped legsSqueeze and massage milk containers gently until fur-lined mixing bowl is well greasedCheck frequently with middle fingerAdd bananaWork in and out until creamedCover with nutsSigh with reliefCake is done when banana… Read More »

Delicious

If you’ve watched one of those cooking shows on cable TV, such as Martha, Rachel Ray or Everyday Italian by Giada De Laurentiis, you’ll realise a couple of things: 1. Everything always turns out right, especially the here’s-one-we-prepared-earlier dish.2. The resulting dish, if tasted by the chef, is always perfect, delicious, or something along that… Read More »

Quote of the day

“The new media age of Web 2.0 is threatening only if you believe that an excess of democracy is the road to anarchy.” ~ Richard Stengel, Managing Editor of TIME.