Natural sex
If you are looking for erotic stuff, I’m afraid you will be, shall I say, sorely disappointed.
Illegal behaviours
This is a bilingual notice posted on the wall in the elevator of my apartment building. As you can expect, the translation is atrocious. But surprise, surprise! The original Chinese version includes the following flawed sentence: “如发现电梯违法行为，请拨打12365投诉” 试问电梯会有怎样的违法行为？不听使唤吗？还是象恐怖片那样把乘客吃掉？ 这句话应该改写成： “如发现电梯内有违法行为，请拨打12365投诉”
Read along the lines
Message from the Terminator: Don’t fuck with me. Related post:Don’t fuck with Singapore
Ass Consultant?
Just the other day, I was searching LinkedIn for an old contact and guess what I found among the listing? Some people need to be more vigilant about their profile headline, especially if they happen to work in a hospital. Probably as bad as an ANALyst.
以后别骂人是婊子的孩子
From the book Sperm Wars: The Science of Sexby Robin Baker: “The success of prostitution as a reproductive strategy means that most of us will contain the genes of a prostitute among our ancestors. On average, we should each need to go back through our family tree no further than the 1820s (seven generations) before… Read More »